East Kilbride Rolls Royce AFC
Meet The Players
PAUL HUGHES aka The Gambler aka Victor Meldrew
| Name |
Paul Hughes/Hughsey |
|---|---|
| DOB |
20/2/82 (I had a tough paper round) |
| Position |
Centre Midfield |
| Seasons at the Club |
Three |
| Previous Clubs |
Bellshill (U18), EK Thistle (U21), Lanark Unted, Arthurlie, Cambuslang Rangers |
| What Team Do You Support |
The Gers, The Rangers, The Teddy Bears |
| Favourite Player |
Coistey, McCoist, Super Ally, EKs Finest Son |
| Favourite Drink |
Depends whos buying but usually Magners |
| Favourite Food |
see above but usually Chinese |
| Favourite Film |
Shawshank Redempton/The Cincinatti Kid |
| Favourite TV Programme |
Still Game/One Foot in the Grave |
| Favourite Actor |
Al Pacino (who writes this stuff) |
| Favourite Actress |
Jennifer Anniston (I need a life) |
| Favourite Holiday Spot |
Las Vegas |
| Team Most Enjoy Playing Against |
Any Argyll away game |
| Team Least Enjoy Playing Against |
Port Glasgow Away |
| Most Memorable Moment at the Club |
Winning the League Season 2009/2010 |
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GAVIN MILLER aka Slumdog
Name |
Gavin Miller (with an E)/Slumdog/Gavinda/Punjab Prince |
|---|---|
DOB |
9/5/1978 |
Position |
On Top but on the park midfield and up front |
Seasons at the Club |
12 |
Previous Clubs |
Ballarup, Crosshouse Rovers, EK AFC, Alloa |
Who Do You Support |
The Rolly |
Favourite Player |
Gary "What a Player" Hay |
Favourite Drink |
Strongbow, Buckie, Mojito, Havana Club (Havana Laugh More Like) |
Favourite Food |
Chicken Wings, Chicken Pakora, Chicken Curry |
Favourite Film |
Planes, Trains and Automobiles/Jungle Book |
Favourite TV Programme |
How To Look Good Naked (according to Ginge he does) |
Favourite Actor |
Peter Griffin |
Favourite Actress |
The Girl in the Rape Advert (definately the Blue One) . . . who writes this p*** |
Favourite Holiday Destination |
Anywhere in Spain but I love to get home to Mumbai |
Team Most Enjoy Playing Against |
I love beating Shawlands |
Team Least Enjoy Playing Against |
Port OBU - Away |
Most memorable Moment at The Club |
The day "The Boss" told me he loved me like a son (adopted)" . . . . for everything else there's Mastercard |
SCOTT OGILVIE aka Dropsy aka Stevie Wonder
Name |
Scott Ogilvie/Dodsy/Dropsy |
|---|---|
DOB |
09/05/1985 |
Position |
Goalkeeper/First in the Q at MacDonald |
Seasons At The Club |
One |
Previous Clubs |
EKYC, EK Burgh, EK Amateurs |
What Team Do You Support |
Glasgow Rangers, Leicester City (Sponsored by my Favourite Crisps) |
Favourite Player |
Andy Goram |
Favourite Drink |
Corona and Milk Shake |
Favourite Food |
Everything (honest he wrote that and whos arguing) |
Favourite Film |
Shawshank Redemption |
Favourite TV Programme |
Family Guy |
Favourite Actor |
Samuel L Jackson and Ronald MacDonald |
Favourite Actress |
Eva Mendes |
Favourite Holiday Destination |
Florida - Home of Hamburger Heaven |
Team Most Enjoy Playing Against |
Everyone |
Team Least Enjoy Playing Against |
No one (I hate to hurt anyones feelings) |
| Most Memorable Moment at The Club | Going unbeaten in my first season |
TONY LARKIN aka Tiger (grrrrr)
Name |
Tony Larkin/Tiger/The Bam |
|---|---|
DOB |
Not Sure . . but I do when my birthday is!!! |
Position |
Backward . . I mean Forward |
Seasons At The Club |
Summer and Spring |
Previous Clubs |
Busby, Windlaw, Legate |
What Team Do You Support |
The Celic, The Pope's 11 |
Favourite Player |
Xavi, Ineista, Jim Cavanagh |
Favourite Drink |
Voddy Red Bull, Lager Tops and Mothers Milk |
Favourite Food |
Boiled Egg and Toast (honest he wrote this) |
Favourite Film |
Avatar (Did you know its a true story) |
Favourite TV Programme |
Match of the Day |
Favourite Actor |
Any one of the Avatars (the guys) or Hugh Jackman |
Favourite Actress |
Megan Fox or any one of the Avatars (the wummin) |
Favourite Holiday Destination |
Tenerife |
Team Most Enjoying Playing Against |
Kilbowie - 2 Starts and 2 Goals |
Team Least Enjoyed Playing |
Bannockburn - But They Never Took Our Freedom |
Most Memorable Moment at The Club |
The Millbeg Slugfest |
MARTIN HAGAN (Hagey)
Name |
Martin Hagan/Hagey/The Bucky Bhoy |
|---|---|
DOB |
16/11/1988 |
Position |
Right Midfield or Lying Down |
Seasons at The Club |
Into my 5th Season |
Previous Clubs |
Claremont/EK Burgh/Patrick Thistle Boys/Ballarup |
What Team Do You Support |
The Celik |
Favourite Player |
Henrik Larsson/Neil Lemon/Chris Sutton |
Favourite Drink |
The Famous Tonic Wine and The Barr Bru |
Favourite Food |
Chips n Curry Sauce (Can ye Tell Im a Health Nut) |
Favourite Movie |
Anchorman (ive got this thing about Anchors) |
Favourite TV Programme |
Shameless/Family Guy/South Park |
Favourite Actor |
Will Ferrell but Ive got a soft spot for Cartman |
Favourite Actress |
Holly Halston |
Favourite Holiday Destination |
Ibiza and Buckfast Abbey (its the Biz) |
Team you Most Enjoy Playing |
Any Other EK Mob |
Team You Least Enjoy Playing |
Port Glasgow OBU |
Most Memorable Moment at The Club |
Winning Premier 2 (Season 2009/2010) |
SCOTT WOODS (Cheesy)
Name |
Scott Woods aka Cheesy |
|---|---|
DOB |
26 June 1986 |
Position |
Defender |
Seasons at the Club |
Two |
Previous Clubs |
EK Thistle 21s, Claremont, EKYC |
What Team Do You Support |
The Gers, The Bears, The Mighty Queens 11 |
Favourite Player |
Kevan Wilson . . We Bite The Same Pillow . . . |
Favourite Food |
Cheesy Steak |
Favourite Drink |
Pint of Coors or Cheese Sauce When Im Thirsty |
Favourite Movie |
Shawshank Redemption |
Favourite TV Programme |
Family Guy and Ready Steady Cook |
Favourite Actor |
Denzil Washington |
Favourite Actress |
Zoe Deschanel |
Favourite Holiday Destination |
Zante or Kevan's Room |
Team You Most Enjoy Playing |
Any Other EK team |
Team you Least Enjoy Playing |
PORT OBU |
Most Memorable Moment at The Club |
The Day me and Kev shared a shower |
Kevin Wilson (the Other Ginger)
Name |
Kevin Wilson aka Kev!!!! |
|---|---|
DOB |
7 October 1988 |
Position |
Left Wing - Number 11 |
Seasons At The Club |
Four (Played for Two) |
Previous Clubs |
EKYC and EK Burgh |
What Team Do You Support |
The Celik |
Favourite Player |
Cheesy Woods (see above) |
Favourite Drink |
Jager Bomb |
Favourite Food |
Big Mac with Cheese (or Cheesy Woods mmmm) |
Favourite Film |
Reservoir Dogs (I loved Mr Cheese) |
Favourite TV Programme |
The Sopranos |
Favourite Actor |
Tom Hanks or Georgio Samaras |
Favourite Actress |
Cameron Diaz or Kyle Lafferty |
Favourite Holiday Destination |
Ayia Napa (but sometimes on the left wing) |
Team You Most Enjoy Playing |
Campbeltown (Away) |
Team You Least Enjoy Playing |
Bannockburn |
Most Memorable Day at the Club |
Helicopter Saturday - thats why WATR |